|Does this inkblot show origami unicorns, or two bears high-fiving?
||[Nov. 9th, 2015|06:31 pm]
INT. DAY - SUBURBAN HOME. The VAULT-TEC REP, an extremely average-looking man in suit and fedora, is sitting on the couch opposite the camera. He has just finished asking a series of questions about what makes you SPECIAL.
"Now, I just have a few more questions to see where you will fit into our Vault community."
"You're walking through a post-atomic wasteland. You look down, and see a little box turtle, flipped over on its back."
"Its legs wave feebly in the sun. But you aren't helping. Why aren't you helping?"
- Of course I'd help!
- Who cares, it's just a stupid turtle.
- There's good eating on one of those...
- Who writes this stuff?
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